Only slightly better than “Give your drunken mistake a taste of your fun bags.”
LMAO
A. I hope Boba Fett is driving.
B. I hope they’re being chased by the LAPD.
C. Can I borrow your truck Jabba? I’m moving this weekend.
lmao!
I’d like to see a campus cop try to get in between me and MY PIE. It would look something like this.
Finally, a protest I can really sink my teeth into.
haha

CLEARLY DOPE CORRECTION: In a post yesterday I called the above reptile an iguana. I received a great deal of outrage from the tumblr community and I’m sorry for my actions. I have since started taking community college courses in Herpetology to better understand where it all went wrong. Well I’m happy to say today, I’m learning and I do know now that the above reptile is an American Sideneck River Turtle.
Sincerely,
Emilio Estevez
uhm, this isn’t either of those things. this is a bearded dragon…lol